Sorry, I believe it’s suppose to be “my broseph and I.” Either way, I tamed a mesopithecus recently, and man this little monkey is awesome. I mean, who hasn’t wanted a monkey pet since seeing it on Friends? It holds stuff at half the weight on your back, it flings poop at your enemies, and it opens locked doors (if you can get it behind the door somehow). But the best thing I found out about my monkey friend is that it can wear helmets like me. Behold the glory!